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THE NEW YORKER

March 30, 2015

Indiana Governor Stunned By How Many People Seem to Have Gay Friends

By Andy Borowitz

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Credit Photograph by Bill Clark/Getty

INDIANAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Indiana Governor Mike Pence is “stunned and amazed” that so many people appear to have gay friends, Pence has confirmed. Speaking to reporters in his office in Indianapolis, Pence said that he made the astonishing discovery about gay friends late last week.

 

“A lot of everyday people have gay friends, and they’re not afraid to call and/or e-mail you to tell you that,” Pence said. “To be honest, I’m still trying to process it all.” Pence said that from what he has been able to gather thus far, the phenomenon of “ordinary folks” having gay friends “has been going on for years.”

 

“You could be walking down the street, and without you knowing it, this person is friends with gays and that person is, too,” he said. “It really seems to be pretty widespread.”

 

“It’s the darnedest thing,” he added.

 

While Pence acknowledged that he has “no gay friends personally,” the growing popularity of being friends with gays has made him question whether he has been “missing the boat on this.

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“When I see so many people having gay friends, it makes me wonder if I should go out and get one,” he said. “But I guess that would be kind of hard for me to do now.”

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Pence and his cronies are FUCKING IDIOTS!  He probably has Gay people "touching" him through out his entire life and is too stupid to know it!

LORD! SAVE ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS!